me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

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life hack: make out w/ me and tell me i’m cute

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do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

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yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

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that’s it. that’s the whole show.

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I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

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My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

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*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

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u know you hurt someones feelings  when they hit you with a “oh”

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